That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'//Dare To Be Stupid

I'm glad that you found somebody new.
'cause I'd rather spend eternity
Eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you


You ain't gonna break my heart in two
'cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Then spend one more minute with you


I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Then watch you going out with other women
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again


I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathroomsin Grand Central Station... with my tongue
Then spend one more minute with you.


Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades
Then spend one more minute with you.


I'd rather rip my heart right outta my ribcage
With my bare hands and then throw it on the floor
And stomp on it 'till I die!!!!
(GASP!)
Then spend... one more minute... with you.

Weird Al Yankovic

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